21 spoilers for the movie Star Wars

they blow up the death star and han & luke get gay married

Weird grown ups with twisted family trees play with illuminated plastic swords

Han Solo will spoil you for all men.

Darth Vader is Luke's father

This movie totally ripped off Spaceballs

Obi Wan dies.

The tale of one family fucking up the entire galaxy

Leia is a racist and doesn't give Chewie medal, and gives Han and Luke in front of him. Bitch.

@YASAMAN60140686 FUCK THE WHOLE MOVIE'S CAST.

@YASAMAN60140686 FUCK THE WHOLE MOVIE'S CAST.

Luke saves the galaxy, but unfortunately not the viewers of the prequels.

They are making star wars 2 soon...

Han shot first

fuck you cunt kys

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An Empire official is strangled by Lord Vader because he's not a practicing Force.

Princess Leia is a member of the rebel alliance, and a traitor!

Greedo dies.

Luke doesn't go into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

They destroy the death star people become poor because all there money went in to the death star

Star Wars 69 is coming soon