Space raccoon saves tree and weird dude and they kill the guy in the end
Tree does fighting evil, but it's a tree - of course it's going to regrow!
I am Groot? We are Groot!
Movie turns into Step 3
Crazy guy wants to destroy planet the good guys win by dancing
Guy saves day by dancing to 70s music
Blue Space Merle shows up and takes out a bunch of enemies with a kick-ass arrow.
Groot, your favourite, most loved character, ya. He dies. BUT COMES BACK AS MINI GROOT