5 spoilers for the movie Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
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Anakin Skywalker gets married, ruins everything
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Anakin hates sand.
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Anakin throws a temper tantrum and kills a bunch of sand zombies.
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The chosen one turns out to be just a teenager with mental problems.