7 spoilers for the movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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It sucks.
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things blow up, turtles end up saying Cowabunga
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William Fichtner is not Shredder, a random japanese man is actually the Shredder.
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Fuck you Michael Bay. That is all.
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Everyone in the film want to shag megan fox
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Transformers in disguise
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you hooooo rote IT is an idiot