E.T. gets picked up by parents
E.T. goes home.
In the end Ritu (aka the babyface) gets taken back home far far away from the Earth.
E.T. was really an extra-terrestrial
Alien nigga eats some candy, gets drunk as fuck and dips.
Alien invents mobile phone, almost dies and gets picked up by his buddies at the end.
Elliot's little sister eventually becomes hot babe. Alien sneaks out.
E.T. happens to be a massmurderer and destroys humanity
E.t. phones home
E.T. is really just a human boy with no legs who walks on his hands, occasionally switched w/puppets