6 spoilers for the movie Zoolander
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The Prime Minister of Malaysia doesn't die and Derek and Hansel become friends.
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They Are all the same!
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He turns left!
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He opens a full size Derek Zoolander school for kids who can't read good
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His roommates kill themselves in a "gasoline fight" accident. He has threesome with his archnemesis
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Derek pulls off the legendary Magnum look, saves the prime minister and thwarts Mugatu's evil plan.